read this, from another Gretchen

I'll post about Christmas another time. It's late, we have a new memory foam mattress pad that's calling my name and I need to get the kids to bed. In the meantime, please read this post. Short, but so funny that as I read it I immediately felt a loud laugh coming out. In that same second, I remembered that I had just gotten Lydia to sleep and didn't want to wake her. In trying to stifle the laugh, I somehow injured my throat.

I hope you all had a wonderful holiday.